If I don't post within the next 24 hours please assume that I have been murdered by an immigrant and report it to the relevant authorities.
As long as everything you want to buy costs £1 and you fancy getting a bet on while you're there, you'll be reight.
And a Greggs whilst later on getting cash for your old PlayStation and then check out the latest fashion lines in towns numerous charity shops.
Just an update to say I got home safely. Turns out that Barnsley isn't overrun with jihadist immigrants after all. Who'd have knew? Coincidentally Micky I did end up buying something from poundland (other discount stores are available)
Were you groomed though? - perhaps it was subliminal and tonight you might find yourself wanting to be forcibly used by an immigrant...
I did see a foreign chap (Romanian possibly from the language he spoke in) hold the door open for a young lass about 13 years old the paedophile. I noticed that another foreign bloke (more Asian looking this one) smiled at him almost immediately afterwards. I recjon they're part of a predatory gang or something.
I've seen some Chinese fellas in the bookies. I bet they were having a bet , disgusting behavior. SEND THEM ALL BACK !
My German missus popped into town this aft to try to start a world war. She'd heard that the way to do it was to invade Poundland.
I also saw some English blokes in Peel square in their uniform of half denim and half tracksuit . Puking and pi*sing up the alley, drunk and stoned . Poor lambs .GIVE THEM MORE BENEFITS!
Saw someone who looked quite 'swarthy' up Wombwell. Gave him a wide berth in case he was a foreigner and I couldn't get an appointment at the doctors.
I think I saw her. At the time I assumed she was just pointing at the ceiling at one of the signs for the cig aisle but now that you mention it...