I'll start. 1. Give Mr McCarthy a piggy back on foot from Ipswich over the Suffolk/Lincolnshire A roads in freezing February temperatures. 2. Take on work as Anne Widdecombe's boob sweat dabber. 3. Renounce pleasures of the flesh until Mick says "Tha can shag ageean nar cocker"
I dont think Mick comes home to see his parents as they both lived in Worsbrough but sadly both died a number of years ago. He does have relatives in Hoyland though .