In mine, we went down. As most of the Ponty were crying hysterically, whilst being filmed by Calendar, there appeared their glamorous presenter, Christine Talbot, who announced through a megaphone, that she would be offering blow jobs out, to ease the pain slightly. I dried my eyes and waited patiently whilst quickly calculating that there were just over 1400 folk in front of me in the queue. Anyhow, when I eventually got to third in the queue, the deceased Richard Whiteley ran from the old West Stand tunnel, waving his arms and shouting "Christine, Christine, stop with the consolation blow jobs, Hull have just been docked three points so Barnsley are staying up!!", just as I was unzipping my BFC onesie too. Bit of a mixed bag of emotions for me really. League One may have been ok.