Once caught me shagging. Does any of the Other BBSers have any stories of being caught in uncompromising situations by people in the Footballing Sector?
No, funniest bit was I was banging away from behind and heard the door and jumped off on to the floor (so I was basically sprawled on the deck) and left her laid on the bed with her arse in the air when he walked in. I was only about 18 at the time. Proper embarrassing breakfast that was.
I once had a full on frottage session with the son of an ex-player and caretaker manager. Not naming names though as I believe he has posted on here approximately 11,266 times.
On a similar theme. Once got told by a bloke I worked with. (Who was a part time game keeper.) Him and his missus rented a room out to a student lodger. Once came home and found her in bed with the lodger. As calm as a cucumber went downstairs, made em a cup of tea. Took it upstairs with his shotgun uncocked. Said to em " I'm going out gamekeeping, both be gone when I get back. " They duly left.
Not football related, but two occasions come up. Once in a lifeboat on a North Sea ferry, we got caught after "the event" as we were sat up having a cig. The crew member who caught us was Portuguese with very limited English. He eventually managed to explain politely that smoking was not allowed in the lifeboats. The other one was on the hard shoulder of the M6 near Carlisle, in the middle of the night. The very nice policeman asked "Why here?" and the girl I was with said "Sorry, it's my fault, I couldn't wait". The bobby laughed his ****** off and sent us on our way.
Once walked in to Queens hotel toilets, late 80’s to see one of our players undertaking a different type of training. Was I wrong to ask for an autograph?
After going for a run close to Oakwell during our Premier league season. I saw one of our main stars getting noshed by one of the many very young female hangers on. All in the open on Grove Street. In my current job If I saw this now, star or not he'd have been in serious bother. In saying that a certain Portuguese superstar whilst living west of the tarn did far worse on my watch, and nowt came of that. Money and status!
An ex-colleague of mine worked lots of overtime which his Mrs used to treat herself to some new breasts. All was happy until he went out for a works do and wandered into the strip club only for him, and all his mates to see her on stage. He was living in the office for the next few weeks until she moved out.
An ex-player of ours; I was usher at his brothers wedding. Typical big 80's do, in a posh hall / mansion on a hot summers day. I pulled one of the bridesmaids and ended up back in the room with her that had been provided for the happy couples gifts and luggage etc. I was banging away in a similar position, around midnight, when my mates mum walked in with her arms full of presents. "Oh hi xxxxxx" she said, without batting an eyelid, before leaving me to finish proceedings.