Like something written by some of the illiterate gammons on here... https://www.buryfc.co.uk/news/latest-statement-07-08-2020/august/club-update/
Mad. And the Chairman's note from a few weeks ago is even madder. Bury First Team page looks a bit sparse - 4 players?
I could have put a live salmon on a keyboard, and got a more coherent statement out of it. We ought to send Nudger round to show them where the full stop key is.......
I thought you were taking the Michael but I've actually seen that bit now! Makes our 21 word statement seem a thing of beauty in comparison.
That's got to be satire, hasn't it? It certainly went from "classic football club statement" to "what the **** are they going on about" swiftly!