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  1. arabian_ian replied to the thread Made me laugh.

    Now this one is absolutely true. About 15 years ago my young lad used to do stewarding at Tannadice and Dens. Well on his first day at...

    May 23, 2018 at 7:03 PM
  2. arabian_ian replied to the thread Made me laugh.

    I was at the doctor today regarding my high cholesterol. He said to cut out everything fatty. I said what like bacon and sausages....

    May 23, 2018 at 6:04 PM
  3. arabian_ian replied to the thread Sunderlands latest move.

    FFS Don't tell me George Galloway has got the job

    May 23, 2018 at 4:49 PM
  4. arabian_ian replied to the thread Made me laugh.

    I've forgotten all my boomerang jokes, but I'm sure they'll come back to me.

    May 22, 2018 at 10:06 PM
  5. arabian_ian replied to the thread Made me laugh.

    A security guard stopped me coming out of Tesco. He said, think you have a bottle of whisky in your jacket. Would you mind opening it....

    May 22, 2018 at 12:11 PM
  6. arabian_ian replied to the thread I’ve just found a strand.

    Aye. They are another shower of absolute Rockets.

    May 22, 2018 at 9:11 AM
  7. arabian_ian replied to the thread I’ve just found a strand.

    What a load of veggie moaners. Get some real food into you. A deep fried Mars bar and a bottle of Irn Bru. And make sure it's Barr's...

    May 21, 2018 at 9:53 PM
  8. arabian_ian liked Connor's post in the thread Made me laugh.

    Last neet i was trying to explain to my girlfriend that i sufferd from premature ejaculation...... ........She took it on the chin

    May 21, 2018 at 7:52 PM
  9. arabian_ian liked Sparky's post in the thread Why can’t I smile on my passport photo?.

    Next time try walking through with a bottle of Buckie in your hand

    May 21, 2018 at 6:35 PM
  10. arabian_ian replied to the thread Why can’t I smile on my passport photo?.

    Last time I came through customs at Glasgow it failed to let me in. So it was back to plan B and an officer had to check it as normal....

    May 21, 2018 at 4:07 PM
  11. arabian_ian replied to the thread Abramovich having Visa troubles.

    Who cares? Chelski = horrible club.

    May 20, 2018 at 11:07 PM
  12. arabian_ian replied to the thread Happy Birthday barnsley66.

    Looks familiar.

    May 20, 2018 at 12:03 PM
  13. arabian_ian replied to the thread How do I get rid of dicky birds???.

    Maybe a Red one. LOL

    May 20, 2018 at 10:20 AM
  14. arabian_ian replied to the thread POLL: DO ONLY THICK LIKKE THE RÖYAL FAMILY.

    They? Who are THEY. I doubt very much if NHS, Elderly, Homeless and other much needed cases will ever see a penny of any of the money...

    May 20, 2018 at 9:47 AM
  15. arabian_ian liked RedKestrel's post in the thread POLL: DO ONLY THICK LIKKE THE RÖYAL FAMILY.

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    May 20, 2018 at 9:44 AM