Now this one is absolutely true. About 15 years ago my young lad used to do stewarding at Tannadice and Dens. Well on his first day at Dens he was...
I was at the doctor today regarding my high cholesterol. He said to cut out everything fatty.
I said what like bacon and sausages.
No he said....
FFS Don't tell me George Galloway has got the job
I've forgotten all my boomerang jokes, but I'm sure they'll come back to me.
A security guard stopped me coming out of Tesco. He said, think you have a bottle of whisky in your jacket. Would you mind opening it.
Aye. They are another shower of absolute Rockets.
What a load of veggie moaners.
Get some real food into you.
A deep fried Mars bar and a bottle of Irn Bru. And make sure it's Barr's and not...
Last time I came through customs at Glasgow it failed to let me in. So it was back to plan B and an officer had to check it as normal. Modern...
Chelski = horrible club.
Maybe a Red one. LOL
They? Who are THEY. I doubt very much if NHS, Elderly, Homeless and other much needed cases will ever see a penny of any of the money you think...
Any one get a new title?
Well they piss on me. Just returning the complement.
I've still got my Charles and Di set.
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