Does Cillit Bang actually do anything....

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  1. Mr Badger

    Mr Badger Well-Known Member

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    or is it just completely *****.... as it is for me?
    "Wipe on, wipe off" My arse.
     
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    It's made Barry Scott a very wealthy bloke who loves starring in his own cheesey TV ads.
    I actually fettled our kitchen with it yesterday, one of those once a year 'proper' cleans, and whilst it worked a treat, the whole house now stinks like cat ****.
     
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    Fun fact. Barry Scott is called neil
     
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    Not used Cillit Bang but a product called 'Whizz' (not the best name to spray all around) which is only 79p a bottle is absolutely fantastic but smells strong. Used to always get it from Home Bargains but it's getting harder to find now. Any old cheap spray mould and mildew cleaner seems to work in the bathroom though. Use Mr Muscle in the kitchen and it works well.
     
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    Isn't she dead?

    Ooops sorry. I thought you said Cilla Black.
     
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    Don't think you're supposed to use it on your arse.
     
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    I know someone that actually used it on a woman's arse because it was only 'lubricant' he could get hold of.
    Then he goes and tells everybody about it while we are sat around the table in the pub.
    She was known locally as Cillit Bang after that - obviously she didn't know what other people used to call her.
     
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    I remember me and my mates discussing something similar when we were about 12
     
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    Isn't Barry Scott also locked up?
     
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    Nice one Nudge - a sly switch there from rape to buggery.

    Can I be the first to ask if you next have any bestiality anecdote to impart? Sheep perhaps? Lovely creatures.

    Then you may go on to deal with necrophilia. Is the mother in law still alive?
     
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    It is absolute rubbish. Ajax does a better job.
     
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    I've only used it for removing tea stains from stainless steel sinks. It works perfectly for that, but the splashes ruin perfectly good clothes, so watch out.
     
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    Bang and the dirt is gone
     
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    I hope that is not a fatwa on Young Nudge.
     
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    The only thing I've found it any good for is removing rust stains, which it does very well.
     
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  16. tobyornottoby

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    Has it come to this? My niece got this from Shackleton's you know.

    I think I might be following Supertyke.
     
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    Do you know her then?
     
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    pretty sure you may be in a spot of bother if you wipe it on and off yer arse fella. :eek:
     
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