How a well meaning thread just goes down hill ....... :-)

Discussion in 'Bulletin Board' started by Andy Mac, Nov 20, 2017.

  1. Andy Mac

    Andy Mac Well-Known Member

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    User1: Hi all. New user. Feeling really good about this season, Hecky has got a great team together. Great game at the weekend; reminds me of that time we played them in 1987 and stuffed them 4-0, that was a great day out in poor conditions. Looking forward to the rest of the season. COYR.

    User2: Welcome but you’ll not fit in on here with positive views.

    User3: Hello. Crap username.

    User1: Er, thanks …….. I think.

    User3: Don’t be such a *****. You’re always the same on here

    User1: But this is my first post???

    User3: F**k off

    User1: I’ve had enough – I’m done.

    User4: Flounce alert.

    User5: Nice to ‘meet’ you User1. I love all posters on here and welcome your views. We were 2-0 up in that game after 5 mins. Stayed on top until (Player1) put it to bed with 2 cracking late strikes. Bl00dy hell, it was cold. Fans were brill. Welcome

    User3: He’ll not hear you, he’s gone

    User6: Was a great game but it was 4-1 not 4-0.

    User7: I remember it well, but it was August. Hardly cold. You fecking muppet.

    User8: (Player1) didn’t laike that game. We’d sold him the week before

    User5: He definitely played me owd mate, we bought him from Cambridge and he played 117 times for us scoring a goal every three games

    User9: We sold him the week after. Iley out

    User10sworth: 1987??? Football wasn’t invented til 1992. (Player1) the former Chelsea academy starlet couldn’t have possibly played for us.

    User8: It was **** back then. Like it is now. Same old Barnsley.

    User11: Welcome User1, nice to see a new voice. However, these are NOT GOOD TIMES DOWN THE WELL. Yes, a win is a win but we need A NEW BOARD AND SOME LEADERSHIP.

    User10sworth: Some folk have rose-tinted glasses. Yes, good result at the weekend but for me it could have been so much better without ‘him’ in charge. It was same last away match (that I went to) and the one before that (that I went to) …….. some folk need to go to matches before commenting. I still don’t get the bit about 1987.

    User12: I think, therefore I am.

    User13: Welcome User1

    User1: OK, maybe I was a bit hasty, thanks for the comments guys, lets see how far Hecky can take this team.

    User14: Not responding to anyone who uses COYR as a strapline. You’re entitled to an opinion. But it’s a crap one.

    User15: Here he comes. Nob’ead alert.

    User11: Did you spill my pint you puff?

    User15: Comments like that were acceptable in the 80’s but ……. Admin, banning order please?? @User1 – I remember the game you mention, it was them that won 4 nowt. D1ckhead.

    User16Admin: Final warning.

    User10sworth: Acceptable in the 80’s?? Please explain. Football wasn’t played in the 80s. We need to look at Real Madrids message boards; run by a proper media team. I don’t know Spanish but I know when someone is talking sense. We could learn from the Spanish giants and former European champions.

    User17: I think yer right User 1. It was four nowt. Cracking day out, good company and loads of ale. We scored four headers.

    User18: Who mentioned four’eaders? Bully J

    User17: Yer daft bugger. I saw Springsteen for the 43rd time the week before.

    User19: He does nowt but shout.

    User20: We’re doomed. Doomed I tell thi.

    User16Admin: We are showing the 4-0 match from 1987 in Redfearns on Saturday. Book early. All money to a good cause. Luke warm Percy pies on sale.

    User6: Was 4-1. P1llock

    User18: Albert Hirsts were better.

    User15. No they weren’t. lovely person*

    User5: The OP is correct. My memory is not what it was but we scored after 3, 6, 79 ½ and 86 mins. I watched it in stretch lycra.

    User15: @User5 you said ‘first 5 mins’ then ‘after 6 mins’. Which is it? If folk want to post on here at least get your facts right. Or just don’t post at all.

    User5: Sorry old mate.

    User15: I’m not your’e mate.

    User14: *YOUR

    User21: We’re raising funds for some new bogs in the West Stand. Walking to Portsmouth. Anyone in?

    User15: We’re not laiking Portsmouth this year.

    User10sworth: We will be next year with the former Sheff Weds defender at the helm. And GG

    User22: GG ?? Up Yer Trumper …….. 1.20, Ascot. Heard it here first.

    User21: We are walking to Portsmouth the day before the Sunderland match. Then cycling to the North-East.

    User22: I like cycling.

    User1: I’m done

    User2: I’m done

    User3: I’m done. Fck off

    User4: I’m done

    User5: I’m done

    User6: I’m done

    User7: I’m done

    User8: I’m done

    User9: I’m done

    User10sworth: 1987???????????????

    User11: I’M DONE BULLYS.

    User12: Man is condemned to be free; because once thrown into the world, he is responsible for everything he does.

    User13: I’m done

    User14: I’m done

    User15: I’m done

    User16Admin: I’m not done

    User17: Glory Days

    User18: I’m done. Again.

    User19: I’m done. HTH

    User20: I’m done

    User21: I’m done

    User22: I’m Done. 3.30, Sedgefield. Won last time out.
     
  2. Andy Mac

    Andy Mac Well-Known Member

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    It is a tongue in cheek post. If you recognise yourself ...... it is tongue in cheek.
    I love you all x
     
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    User 23: How did Brad Potts play, and is he a Tory?
     
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    User 24: We will do fooooook all if we dont sign 6 fast wingers and give hecky a 23 year contract*


    *clearly made up, no one talks like that
     
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    Love it!:D
    I recognise myself as quite a few of those users. Oh, bugger!:D
     
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    If one of them's a happy clapper that's me. Apparently. Probably.
    If one of them's a Tory, it's not. :)
     
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    I could be user 17 if not I want to meet him :D
     
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    User 18, can't find 5 keepers, they are all off to Sunderland and Millwall.
     
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    Real Madrid are the current European champions. Nob’ead alert.
     

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