Funny Footballer Names

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  1. AthersleyRed

    AthersleyRed Well-Known Member

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    Ill start with Bernt Haas and Phil Babb
     
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    Andre Muff
    Waldo Ponce
    Brian Pinas
    Milan Fukal
    Rafael Scheidt
    Fabian Assman
    Rod Fanni
    Nortei Nortey
    Colin ****** :D
     
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    Exile Well-Known Member

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    Not forgetting:-

    Creedence Clearwater Couto
    Chiqui Arce
    Harry Daft
    Segar ******* (yes, he went on to be a ref!)
    Johnny Moustache
    and
    Mark de Man
     
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    Merde Tete Well-Known Member

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    My favourite was always Scarborough's Bimbo Fatokun.

    I also liked the West Brom team which contained Paul Lemon and Stacey Caldicot.

    Talking of Paul Lemon, Micky Mellon sounds like a Viz character to me.
     
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    Tilertoes Well-Known Member

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    Martin blue veined custard chucker
    Bob bungles finger
    Nigel spoff
    Damien dopper
     
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    Archey Well-Known Member

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    There was an Algerian player named Ars Bandeet
     
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    Zebedee Well-Known Member

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    Danny Invincibile sounded like a cut price superhero.
     
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    john coucom Well-Known Member

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    Stefan kuntz
    Christian fuchs
     
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    Max Power always gives me a little chuckle when i see him pop up on scores.
     
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    walestyke Active Member

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    Stuart Rimmer
     
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    Scoff Well-Known Member

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    Kiki Ballack
     
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    Did Phil Babb ever play against Kaka.
     
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    When Celtic weren't that good in the late 90s a fan put a spoof report round that they had signed Nicky Butt, Roy Keane and David Weir to join Rafael in defence. The defensive line up for the season was going to be:

    Weir Keane Butt Sheidt
     
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    upthecolliers Well-Known Member

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    Roberto Ufarte
     
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    My fav was always the aptly named goalkeeper we faced in the penalty shootout at the Millenium ........

    Willie Gerrit? Willie eck :)
     
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    mansfield_red Well-Known Member

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    Quim
     
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    Stahlrost Well-Known Member

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    Dorothy Perkins
     
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    Baka Well-Known Member

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    Ice Cream
    Han Berger...

    ...and the former coach of Wolfsburg... Wolfgang Wolf.
     
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    Prince of Risborough Well-Known Member

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    Andy Barnsley. Stupid name for a Rovrum player
     
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    Jamo Well-Known Member

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    Keith Shithouse (former Oldham stalwart, now repairs boilers for a living)
     
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