Andre Muff Waldo Ponce Brian Pinas Milan Fukal Rafael Scheidt Fabian Assman Rod Fanni Nortei Nortey Colin ******
Not forgetting:- Creedence Clearwater Couto Chiqui Arce Harry Daft Segar ******* (yes, he went on to be a ref!) Johnny Moustache and Mark de Man
My favourite was always Scarborough's Bimbo Fatokun. I also liked the West Brom team which contained Paul Lemon and Stacey Caldicot. Talking of Paul Lemon, Micky Mellon sounds like a Viz character to me.
When Celtic weren't that good in the late 90s a fan put a spoof report round that they had signed Nicky Butt, Roy Keane and David Weir to join Rafael in defence. The defensive line up for the season was going to be: Weir Keane Butt Sheidt
My fav was always the aptly named goalkeeper we faced in the penalty shootout at the Millenium ........ Willie Gerrit? Willie eck