Where is the Minority Report?

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  1. orsenkaht

    orsenkaht Well-Known Member

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    I have had worrying reports that Red Rain has been seen at a hotel in Barnsley with two gentlemen of Asian appearance. What could this mean for our club?
     
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    That we ought to make more of an effort in discounting season tickets for gay multicultural positionally sensitive threesomes?
     
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    The two Asian men both wanted a bit of Red Rain: some hot-headed, vigorous loving in the foyer was on the cards.

    But after coolly and unemotionally appraising the situation, Red Rain's calculated and rational analysis is that he's just not that way inclined.
     
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    I am taking a break from posting, although I am still a diligent reader. Minority Report is no more, but I hope to begin posting again when I think that I have something to contribute.
     
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    So yesterday's edition was replaced with an unscheduled alternative labelled 'F***ing Garbage'.
    Please come back soon. Please.
    Your understudies just aren't up to the job.
     
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    That was a post based on emotion so clearly failed at the first hurdle
     
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    Julian Broddle's Perm Well-Known Member

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    As, I assume, was Tyrone's 'Worst team for a decade' post, but it didn't stop you attempting to rip him apart for it.
     
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    [QUOTE="Red Rain, post: 2041067, member: 6764" I hope to begin posting again when I think that I have something to contribute.[/QUOTE]

    Doesn't stop anyone else!
     
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    RIP him apart? How?

    He was ripped apart for contradicting it today
     
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    My aside about the Asian gentlemen was meant to be a humorous remark speculating on whether a lucrative takeover bid for the Minority Report was on the cards. Some of your remarks above are, quite frankly, salacious. I hope to see a return of the Minority Report quite soon. I find it more edifying than the spurious posts of those claiming to be "in the know" without anything to substantiate their opinions.

    Anyway, in the meantime, I'm a bit vexed by Hecky's changes on Tuesday night. I think Mamadou has enormous potential and if he gets a run of games before the next window ends I expect he will be off. But Tom B hardly deserved to be 'rested' given his effort and influence. We don't like to think it, but Harvey Barnes has quickly become irreplaceable, and whenever we take the field without him we are weakened. And Moncur has been doing OK of late too. Gardner is no Joe Williams, on initial evidence, and the loss of McDonald, Jackson and McDonald (again) has compromised us every time we have threatened to have a settled back four. I can't help thinking that Adam Hammill might have been better being kept back as an 'impact' player on Tuesday, so as to give Warnock and his side an element of surprise when they were expecting him to start. Beyond that, I don't know anything about all the tactics malarkey, so you'll have to await the return of the Great One for that.

    Tuesday was a crap game best consigned to the dustbin of history. Bring on our annual demolition of Leeds United.

    COYR!
     

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