Off Topic - Music to have your colon inspected by.

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    A mate (yes really - not me) is down for a colonoscopy next week and he's coming over on Saturday for a dinner party. So I thought I'd put together a little playlist for when we're all sat down to eat. Appropriate songs I've so far come up with are:-
    Bad Moon Rising - Credence
    30 Days In The Hole - Humble Pie
    Brown Girl In The Ring - Boney M
    Highway to Hell - ACDC
    Ring Of Fire - Johnny Cash
    Blue Moon - Billy Holiday
    Doctor Doctor - Thompson Twins

    Any suggestions?
     
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    Waterboys - The Whole Of The Moon
     
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    quo, deeper and down
     
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    Push it - Salt n Peppa
     
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    Anything by Butthole Surfers (particularly from "Hairway to Steven" - "I saw an x-ray of a girl passing gas", "Backass" or "Fast (aka Fart Song)") :)
     
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    I'm having a massive camera up my arse - one of Mungo Jerry's less well received later hits
     
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    Try a little tenderness - the commitments
    Deeper Underground - Jamiroquai
    Run Boy Run - Woodkid
    Hurt - Johnny Cash
     
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    Way Down in the Hole - Tom Waits (but the Five Blind Boys from Alabama version is better)
     
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    Ooh Ahh .... Just a little bit - Gina G
     
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    Up Up and Away - 5th Dimension
    Hold On Tight (to your knees) - ELO
    Into The Valley - Skids

    If it has any adverse effects....owt by Muddy Waters ;)
     
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    Right, where to start....

    Wiggle it, Just a Little Bit - 2 in a Room
    Get into the Groove - Madonna
    Baba O'Riley - Who
    Be Tender with me Baby - Tina Turner
    Can You Feel it? - Jacksons
    Candle in the Wind - Elton John
    Chocolate Girl - Deacon Blue
    Do You Really Want to Hurt Me? - Culture Club
    Doctor Doctor - Thompson Twins
    Don't be Cruel - Elvis Presley
    Down Under - Men at Work
    Embarrassment - Madness
    Everybody Hurts - REM
    Fat Bottomed Girls - Queen
    Fear - Bon Jovi
    Get Ready - Temptations
    Going Underground - Jam
    Goldfinger - Shirley Bassey
    Good Vibrations - Beach Boys
    Five Goalkeepers - Stahlrost
    Grease - John Travolta/Olivia Newton-John
    I Can't Tell the Bottom from the Top - Hollies
    I've Passed This Way Before - Jimmy Ruffin
    In Too Deep - Genesis
    Knocking at your Back Door - Deep Purple
    Let's Twist Again - Chubby Checker
    Long Long Way to Go - Phil Collins
    Mercy - Duffy
    Please Forgive Me - Bryan Adams
    Poker Face - Lady Gaga
    Pump it Up - Elvis Costello
    Relax - Frankie Goes To Hollywood
    Ring, Ring - ABBA
    Show Me The Way - Reginald Bell
    Sledgehammer - Peter Gabriel
    Smooth Operator - Sade
    Softly Softly - Equals
    Stop, Stop, Stop - Hollies
    That Don't Impress Me Much - Shania Twain
    Things Can Only Get Better - D Ream
    This is the Last Time - Keane
    Thunderstruck - AC DC
    Under Pressure - Queen
    Up the Junction - Squeeze
    Viva Colonia - Höhner (German)
    Way Down - Elvis Presley
    We Close Our Eyes - Go West
    Weep - Reamonn
    What a Feeling - Irene Cara
    What if it Takes all Night? - Don Johnson
    What Took You So Long? - Emma Binton
    Who's Sorry Now? - Connie Francis
    Why? - Annie Lennox
    Worn but not Tattered - Randy Crawford
     
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    End of thread.
     
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    Third finger left hand.the pearls
    I think I'm turning Japanese , the vapors
    What a picture. Tommy Steele.
    Help. Beatles
    Ive got a feeling, black eyed peas.
    Billy don't be a hero , paper lace.
    Will you still love me tomorrow.carol king.
    Dude looks like a lady.aerosmith.
     
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    Given that these are all in alphabetical order, I do believe you've cheated and copied this from www.tunestohaveafingerupmyringer.com.
     
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    Hurt so Good...Jimmy Somerville
     
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    It needs a don't stop believin journey:
    Relax - Frankie
    Cruel to be kind - Nick Lowe
    Star Trek intro - to boldly go etc. (unless he's gay)
    Grease - Franki Valli
    Yellow submarine - Beatles
    I can't keep it in - Cat Stevens
    Road to nowhere- Talking Heads
    Push it - Salt n Pepa
    What's goin on - Marvin Gaye
    I can see clearly now - Jonny Nash
    Alright now - Free
     
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    Ha ha I did wonder if I should mix them up a bit, but I couldn't be arsed..........

    Actually they're from my music list on my phone. My favourite is actually a German football song - Viva Colonia! Still not quite stopped laughing at that one!
     
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    The only way is up....Yazz and the plastic population
     
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    Messin' with the Kid - Rory Galagher
    Satisfaction - Rolling Stones
    Lucky Man - ELP
    Split - Groundhogs
     
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