Owlstalk's view of the early kick off

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  1. Gordon Owen

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    They really are a tiresome set of cretins aren’t they?
     
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    I always enjoy the fact a lot of the sister-shagging Fritzls are too thick to see the irony in calling us Dingles. The creatures you see shuffling around the likes of Parsons Cross, Manor Top etc. are far worse than the inhabitants of the worst bits of Barnsley.

    But they don't care about us, oh no. They'll all be along for their big day out in a town where you don't run the risk of being stabbed or trafficked.
     
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    You have to give them credit for originality. I haven't read at least 99% of those comments a million times before.
     
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    Threads on here about either of the Sheffield clubs don't tend to be much different actually.
     
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    They tend to gloss over things if it's embarrassing for them.
    - British Fritzl case
    - Song's about Wilder's daughter
    - Chien Lee being considerably richer (In Harry Enfield's voice) than their mad dictator.
    - Sam Winnall having a pig thrown at him.
    - David Hirst, their hero being a "dingle".
    - The original agent Wilson starting their demise in 2000, a demise they still haven't recovered from.
    - 8 of their 9 major trophies being won before 1935, mainly against teams of mechanics and men who had just come off 12 hour shifts.
    - Hillsborough being a sh*t hole.
     
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    The recent meltdown at swillsbrough has been hilarious. What an embarassing set of morons they really are.
     
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    I'm not going to read it but I can tell you exactly word for word what it says.
     
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    They have the same crap before every match against us, and are still highly amused by it. I doubt many have an IQ above 100.
     
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    Not bovvered about Bornsleh.

    Only dorbeh is wi'Pigs.
     
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    Cheering a 0-0 draw against the blades like they had won a cup final over the weekend.
     
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    I once had a Sheffielder state very abruptly ...that
    Barnsley is a sh1thole
    I replied .....i guess youre just passing through then ..were you
     
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    Wednesday fans - cliché spouting, shell suit wearing, virgin anoraks who havent stepped out of 1995.
     
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    I think they should take a look at themselves .. comments like some on there(their) show their level of intellect... it's crazy considering some misguided folk in Jump Elsecar Wombwell Hoyland Wath Mexbro support that awful club. Time they support their own town club rather than the over grown imbeciles from sheffield 6
     
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    I can't believe they have made a thread asking why it's a 12.15 kick off. I can't remember last time we played them at 3pm at oakwell.
     
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    I know a fella who’s a total weapon, has a Toby Tyke tattoo and around 2000 claimed he wasn’t watching the reds anymore and he was off to support a club that was going places and took up being a Wednesday fan. Needless to say he’s only seen them get relegated and then promoted from league 1 again.
     
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    My understanding is the police can't make anyone move a match. They can increase coats if you don't however so effectively they can force the move. When a game is out on sky I assume the income that brings out weighs the police costs or the club is contractualy obliged to move the game for sky.
     

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