The finalists for this year's Rock, Paper, Scissors tournament were quick to begin the pre-match mind games.
Is that... Are you... Erm... Is that your todger bursting out of your joggers? I've got a girlfriend, but I'm very flattered.
"If you can guess which 'and zee piece of camembert is in, you can 'ave zee first turn at zee keepy-uppy" "You've put it in your pocket again you little tinker! I saw you do it!"