Well they would both windmill in and be swinging like good UN's from the off but as both lack accuracy and regularly couldn't hit a cows arse with a banjo it would probably come down to who's got the most striking power, I reckon if tom caught Rambo flush he could well give him a bit of a wobble however if Rambo lands one on the button I'm afraid its goodnight tom and Rambo rammell would be the winner, they would both knock **** out of john Pearson and Andy saville tho' , sithi.
Dont think I'll ever hear 'get Bradshaw on' so it's an easy one for me and Rambo wins everytime over Tap in Tom. "Get Rammell on"
Remarkably similar in goal output I reckon. So I guess it comes down to what they can contribute to the team.
With the differences in fitness levels etc it’s impossible to say either way. I have to say I really like Tom and I’m willing him to succeed every game. He deserves it for the effort he puts in.
I've chosen Tom, but I always liked Andy Rammell. They're both streets ahead of some of our strikers since Wembley 2000.
Lineker was twice as quick as Tommy tap in. Good in the air and could shoot. Here's a montage of tap in Gary for you to peruse.