It just might be a coincidence but im sat in the dodworth valley (Toby carvery) and ....wait for it.... They've got French mustard on the condiment table .... Makes you wonder what they know that we don't....... Plus the 2 guys near me are speaking double Dutch but I think that's down to the beer as I've been known to do the same when I'm p1ssed lol
Ability wise I was thinking along the same lines, as I thought we were getting Robert Pires out of retirement.