Hi Im Paul ...your new manager. ..just thought id introduce myself At the rate that Leeds sack managers theres a chance I might not be here by the time training finishes.
Right, if you can all tell me your preferred positions, you won't be playing there but it'll be nice to know.
"...and then finished off my first season in charge with a couple of wins at Wembley. What...? Come on... Wembley. What do you mean you've never heard of it?"
Yes my surname is really Heckingbottom not an anal complaint . But I have just become a bit of an arse .
Right lads Rule No 1 is, if we win its because of my coaching/tactical genius, but if we don't win its because someone else signs the players.
Right lads, let me see it’s Feb now so March, April.....yep probably best not to include me in the Secret Santa
Before we carry on.....does anyone here have an iron diffenceny? No ??...right...what about number 10s...who would like to play on the wing?? Speak up now lads!!
two things lads No1 This bucket is the one where all the numbers go ,now has anyone not put your number in for the random team draw No2 this is a number 2 and youll all end up as **** after a few weeks, oh and three you can play anywhere you want who cares nobody ever has before
Plan a kick the ball anywhere Plan b carry on with plan a Plan c bury your head in the sand Plan d start again at plan a
ok boys I ran out of excuses at oakwell but don't worry thease idiots in charge here haven't heard them yet so ill be ok
yes No 10 what position do you play? striker boss boss ok you play in goal tomo (thatll confuse the blades)