Whither George Spicer??

Old George has gone very quiet since the managerial appointment. I'll assume he's safe and well and simply away on an uphill gardening course with his partner.

 

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I presumed his partner was a lady as he referred to them as Georgia

 

As did I. No reason they can't both enjoy the aforementioned gardening together.

 

I'm picturing him driving an immaculate Austin Healey Sprite to a cheese tasting convention whilst listen to Flanagan & Russell on his wireless.
But then again, he could have pillocked us all with his gentlemanly persona. May actually be in Barnsley clink, demanding to speak to the duty solicitor, having been caught growing weed in the loft of his modest terraced house in Shafton.

 

You can still ram it up the wife’s shitter, yer know.

Bums aren’t just for men.

 

What on earth are you talking about?? I was suggesting they might be on a gardening course, specifically aimed at people with sloping or terraced gardens. Why do you have to bring such ungodly acts into it, Andrew?

 

Apologies Micky. I’ve just not had any sex since this morning and it’s playing on my mind a bit.

 

Should be exit only imo
Sounds like Georgias a slag I think George could do a lot better imo good taste in food and wine but his choice of women is woeful

 

So giving your ar5s a rest.....thoughtful indeed PMSL