Dear George

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  1. Terry Nutkins

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    Over the last few years I've become a bit of a Hipster with a beard. Its more to do with the fact I'm too idle to shave rather than for any long lasting fashion statement.

    However, my wife refuses to kiss me now due to its itchiness, although she's a total hypocrite as she expects me to go down there when she has her full lady beard left untrimmed.

    How should one deal with this obvious and very real dilemma?
     
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    Would your prodigious facial hair not counteract your ladies unkempt bush?
     
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    Maybe so, but I'm a man of principles.
     
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    Well shave half yer beard - use that half for snogging .............................
     
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    If yours has to go, so does your lass's. S'only fair. Otherwise, velcro it is.
     
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    Gay snowman had me in bits!
     
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    That's amazing

    It even beats the Paul Ross canvas. "Last week I was a hopeless, jobless alcoholic. Now I am a hopeless, jobless alcoholic with a 21-inch canvas of Paul Ross."
     
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    It would be like Velcro or they may catch fire.
     
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    My wife also has the same issue regarding beards, however, neither of my girlfriends seem to mind them.
     
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    Beards are the problem in our relationship too...I wish she'd shave hers off !
     
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    What about a landing strip-moustache compromise?
     
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    Dear George should become a weekly Q&A in my opinion.
     
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