Pile Cream

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  1. BarTyke

    BarTyke Well-Known Member

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    Sidestep the risk of the olive skinned beauty at the pharmacy attaining an insight into your agonising arse issues by getting yourself an online prescription and the behind the counter pile cream of your choice delivered direct to your home address. Superdrug service pretty good.
     
    BarTyke, Feb 22, 2018
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    Latex glove plenty of lubricant push the bugger back up, [enjoy the pleasure] and stop forcing yasen, waste will cum away wi art too much thrusting. And remember the finger bit do'nt get attached.
     
    Winker, Feb 22, 2018
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    If its like sweetcorn I'd recommend butter
     
    Durkar Red, Feb 22, 2018
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    Sounds like for all the good they’ve done you might as well have shoved them up your a.rse
     
    Tyketical Masterstroke, Feb 22, 2018
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    Try Sloanes Linament.

    It won't work but any resulting thread about your experience would be a classic :p
     
    shenk1, Feb 22, 2018
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    Michael Noz Well-Known Member

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    sounds like you had a tough day at the orifice..
     
    Michael Noz, Feb 22, 2018
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    preperation h or anusol cream stops the itching pretty quick and bathe every day in a salt bath and open up the cheeks lol on the 'arsienda' 3 table spoons to 1/4 bath water 10 mins- it kills the bacteria -if constipated -senna
     
    manicminergb, Feb 22, 2018
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