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  1. North Yorks Red

    North Yorks Red Well-Known Member

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    Firefighters have warned of the dangers of mishandling tools after a man's genitals became trapped in a ring spanner.

    Crews were called to assist A&E staff with a patient at Royal Gwent Hospital in Newport, south Wales, on Wednesday.

    They had to use their cutting equipment to remove the steel tool.

    South Wales Fire and Rescue Service issued a warning on social media afterwards.

    "If you're using tools, make sure you're handling as the manufacturer recommends," it tweeted.
     
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    shenk1 Well-Known Member

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    Just tightening his nuts apparently ;)
     
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    I see the that the actual size of the spanner has been ommited to avoid any further undue embarrasment haha. Nobody wants to get stuck inside anything less than a 26!
     
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    fitzytyke2 Well-Known Member

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    So I broke into the palace
    With a sponge and a rusty spanner
     
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    Farnham_Red Administrator Staff Member Admin

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    wonder if they used WD40 to try and free it or KY gel ?
     
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    Cutting Gear??? Rank amateurs!! Sticking him in the hospital's kitchen freezer room for 10 minutes stark Boll*k naked would surely have done the trick. If he managed to get it on ,even if he got ...ahem... a bit 'excited' I would have thought the embarrasment of A&E might have given him that 'shrinking feeling' . He might be advised to use an adjustable one next time if that's the sort of thing that 'floats his boat ':eek:
     

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