Already lost their first choice keeper due to injury Now their reserve has been injured by a runaway cow - must be one of the more unusual football injuries http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-scotland-south-scotland-43153830
There's got to be a way to work cow, arse, banjo and goalkeeper into a reply but I just can't think of it.
Cowdenbeath's goalkeeper wants to ban Joe Williams before they play Arsenal? They were playing Rovers though.