Eating healthily

Bloody dangerous habit. Just nearly choked on the juice from my mid-morning apple.

 

I'd have a word with George Spicer. He's probably got a recipe for apple compote that will slide down delightfully with a nice, cold glass of Chablis.

 

Chablis! Lovely but not during working hours.

 

I’d rather eat dog food

 

Than an apple? Really?

 

Yeah if I had to choose one or tother

 

Is there anything particular that compels you to choose dog excrement over an apple? Surely a dislike of the apple alone wouldn't drive you to seek out feaces as an alternative - are you trying to tell us about a deep seated desire to sully and dirty yourself and the only way you can express it is through the consumption of *****?

 

Note to self - if Ripper ever offers you a crumble don't eat it.

 

I'm eating healthily, bacon and egg sandwich.

 

Everything about them is horrible, tase, texture, smell, skin that attacks your gums, and the heartburn.

 

I've just eaten 3 large beers in a bar in Austria. I wonder what I'll eat next.........

 

When I eat an apple I tend to throw it away after I've eaten all the toffee off the outside.

But my favourite meal must be a deep fried mars bar with oven chips.