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  1. Con

    Connor Well-Known Member

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    Walked into a supermarket and saw a man throwing milk, cheese, butter, cream and eggs at people..

    I thought 'how dairy' ....
     
    Connor, Feb 26, 2018
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    Man who farts in church sits in his own pew
     
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    Bill and Ben in the bath. Ben farts and Bill says "It's half past ten."
     
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    Did you know Charles Dickens' 'A Tale Of Two Cities' was originally serialised in two regional newspapers?? That's right, it was the Bicester Times, it was the Worcester Times.
     
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    My wife says I’m obsessed by astronomy. I mean what planet is she on ?
     
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    Told the missus i'll take her to the big apple for new years eve. She'll love it in Bramley.
     
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    I used to be very superstitious up to seeing an hypnotherapist last year and the affliction seems to have gone now

    Touch Wood
     
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    "So what if I can't spell armagedon....................... it's not the end of the world."
     
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    Window cleaner came around yesterday, banging on the windows, shouting and swearing.

    I thought to myself, 'he's lost his rag.'
     
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    I met up with an old friend last night. He asked "So what you doing these days?" I replied "I hand out clothes to poor people!" "That's so charitable" he replied. "Not really" I said. "I work in Primark!"
     
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    I used to be addicted to swimming but I've been dry for 2 years
     
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    Someone left me a note complimenting me on my driving yesterday. It said 'Parking Fine' so that was nice.
     
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    My wife accused me of loving football more than her , I said to her " how can you think that, when we have been happily married for 30 seasons ! "
     
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    What’s Tupperware and a walrus got it common...both like a tight seal
     
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    Dad dad am 13 now , can I buy my 1st bra... no you Carnt Eric
     
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    What time is it if there’s a pork pie on top of the town hall clock?

    Summat to eight.
     
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    Doctor said I’ve only two weeks to live
    Told him I wanted last week in June and first week in august
     
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    Since this snow started my wife has done nothing but stare through the window.

    If it gets any heavier I suppose I'll have to let her in.
     
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    Its Permagrips you need in this weather
     
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    DUE TO THE VERY COLD WEATHER CONDITIONS, LOCAL SCHOOLS IN THURNSCOE, GOLDTHORPE, BOLTON, and MEXBOROUGH ARE ASKING ALL PARENTS TO WEAR TWO PAIRS OF PYJAMAS WHEN PICKING THEIR KIDS UP FROM SCHOOL.. THANKS...
     
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