F*ckin ex wives

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  1. Nor

    NorfolkRed Well-Known Member

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    Just that.

    Well it's a break from another manager thread!
     
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    Jimmy viz Well-Known Member

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    I like mine much better now she’s an ex.
     
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    Like flowers to a hay fever sufferer, they only stop making you feel ill when they’re dead .
     
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    Good old lad. That's the spirit.
    Not too long since 'the wife' was seriously dragging you down.
    Glad you're on the up (I hope and assume).
    Life goes on.
     
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  5. North Yorks Red

    North Yorks Red Well-Known Member

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    Fkin ex wives, don’t see the problem as long as they’re willing :p
     
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    Cheers JBP. There has definitely been a shift in my feelings since we last spoke!!
     
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    Wives are like tornados....when they come they are damp and moist and when they **** off they take the house the car and the kids if you aren't careful
     
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    That reminds me. What do you get when you play a country music record backwards?
    You get your dog back, your car back, your house back and your wife back.
     
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    Julian Broddle's Perm Well-Known Member

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    Reminds me of a verse from a Macc Lads song;
    "Now then son. Girlfriends are like colds. Sometimes you can shake em in a couple of days, sometimes it takes fkin weeks. They can stop you having a good time, stop you going to the pub, you can even catch diseases coz you've got one, but if HER nose starts running, it means she's FULL!!!".
    (Apologies to female and loved up male readers for that outburst)
     
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    Not seen mine for 26 years, she's still under the patio with her mother
     
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    Best place mate but unfortunately I’m gunna need that black sack back we used! Got another job to fulfill
     
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    I’ve got 3!

    Not under the patio I hasten to add.

    Just about through the wreckage of the third disaster and off to collect the kids for a weekend of fun.

    Good to hear Norfolk is through the worst of it.
     
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    My wife left me for my best friend.

    I didn't know him at the time but believe me he is my best friend now.
     
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    My wife left me for my best friend...There’s times when I’m alone I realise how much I miss him
     
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    Hahahaha

    Best post of year that Roy
     
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    3 ex wives, you must be a glutton for wedding cake
     
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    Today is our 34th Wedding Anniversary and I don't regret a minute of it. I love Crystal and am quite happy to admit it. We're very happily married, but after reading some posts I'm wondering whether we're in a minority.
     
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    springvale red Well-Known Member

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    Been married 23 years 2nd time,2 beautiful kids which I'm proud of.
     
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    I came home from work one day and found my best friend in bed with my ex wife....
    When I was telling my mother she was appalled and asked what did you say
    I replied I shouted rebel get of that bloody bed and get in your kennel
     
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    Awe shucks. That is really nice.

    Congratulations to both of you. Does Crystal get a medal for putting up with you for so long? ;)
     
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