Sanctuary

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  1. churtonred

    churtonred Well-Known Member

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    This place is going bonkers recently. I can't cope. I thought I'd open a quiet space for people to come in and just sit in peace and quiet away from all the lunacy.
    Feel free to take a seat and reflect in silence. Breathe deep and clear your minds................................................Ommmmmm.
    :)
     
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  2. MarioKempes

    MarioKempes Well-Known Member

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    Some people just can't help themselves. You just know which posts will go the same way as the hundred plus previous posts on the same subject.

    Anyway I'll just sit quietly over here.
     
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    churtonred Well-Known Member

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    Welcome Mario. There's coffee and digestive biscuits over in the corner.
     
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    tobyornottoby Well-Known Member

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    We need a "Happy June" where nobody is allowed to post anything other than pleasant or jokey.

    Plus..Happy June is not someone I found on a dodgy website, as some might possibly think..... June will swear an affidavit if necessary.
     
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  5. MarioKempes

    MarioKempes Well-Known Member

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    That's most kind of you sir. Do you want a coffee making while I make mine?
     
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    MarioKempes Well-Known Member

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    Coffee?
     
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    Who invited Barry?
     
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    Julian Broddle's Perm Well-Known Member

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    Enjoy it while it lasts.
    There's a bloke in a tweed suit stomping towards your sanctuary.

    "Get t'foooooking kettle on!!!".
     
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    churtonred Well-Known Member

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    Whatever you say Toby, does your friend like hobnobs? Don't munch too loud though.
     
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    churtonred Well-Known Member

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    I'll have tea Mario, coffee will keep me awake all night.
     
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    Please excuse my manners; would June also like a coffee?
     
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    churtonred Well-Known Member

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    I've got a bouncer on the door. ;)
     
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    ******* rubbish.

    Typical of churtonred and his pro-German/anti-German/leave/remain stance.

    I don't want a seat, anyway. I'm more for safe-standing. Bloody churtonred and his nanny-state ideology, trying to make us sit down.
     
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    Can I come in please - I have a four pack of warm skol that I will quietly slurp on in the corner
     
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    churtonred Well-Known Member

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    I was about to ask if anyone had anything to share with the group but it appears baka beat me to it.
     
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    I think we might have some Ovaltine in the cupboard somewhere.
     
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    You can drink one and....in fact if it's Skol....just drink em all quietly. :)
     
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    That's the spirit.
     
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    Just got a new product freebie today - Ovamaltine. Marvellous stuff - a cross between nutella and maltezers and ovaltine - perfect for youngsters on a warm pancake for breakfast.
     
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