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  1. churtonred

    churtonred Well-Known Member

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    I believe carlycustard has got tissues.
     
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    So nobody wants a skol then? :)
     
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    Very kind of you but an Old Moor Porter would go down easier :)
     
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    churtonred Well-Known Member

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    Would it make you feel better if I drank one?
     
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    Haha, point taken. Compliments about my tipple are rare.

    Milk, one sugar if you will.
     
  6. churtonred

    churtonred Well-Known Member

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    Whitey, don't skulk in the corner, you're on holiday aren't you? Pull up a chair and have a Skol....we're struggling to shift it.
     
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    Can I wander in with a cuppa? Tea, no milk no sugar. If there's custard creams knocking about all the better
     
  8. tobyornottoby

    tobyornottoby Well-Known Member

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    I'm sorry but the word "ye" used may well offend the politically correct police abounding on site - it clearly may upset those who cherish traditional country music, Shakesperians, and those who want to say yellow but can't get the full word out.

    This was supposed to be a happy thread, and you've bombed it.
     
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    churtonred Well-Known Member

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    Sorry, Toby, I was slipping into the irish there. They're very keen on ye and **** and suchlike over here.
     
  10. tobyornottoby

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    At least your partner compliments you upon your tipple Such compliments are for me by and large extinct.

    Milk. One sugar remains familiar however.
     
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    Yes, I think it would! I can start on the posh stuff I've hidden in the toilet cistern
     
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    tobyornottoby Well-Known Member

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    Does "slipping into the Irish" mean that you have a rosy cheeked dark haired wild eyed maiden hailing to the name of Siobhan with you?

    That sounds quite a happy place to be.
     
  13. churtonred

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    Well she's not called Siobhan but something equally oirish. :)
     
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    Pray divulge. The thought of a more ravishing name than Siobhan shall send me to slumber a satisfied man...
     
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    churtonred Well-Known Member

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    Lol, Grainne.
     
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    Perhaps it is better pronounced than spelt.

    You were once perchance down one one knee with a ring, starting a sentence with "My Grainne "?
     
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    churtonred Well-Known Member

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    Knees are too dodgy for that. :)
    It's pronounced Grawnyer. There was an Irish pirate queen called Grainne. This one's just as feisty and likely to clatter me if I don't turn the computer off.
    :)
     
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    Best thread in months, the only person missing is George Spicer.
     
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    churtonred Well-Known Member

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    Awwwww.........shucks.
    I'm just sweeping up and sparking up the tea urn ready for any early risers.
    Ooh, and we need more biscuits. All this quiet contemplation malarkey stirs up an appetite.
    Should I put some sausages on I wonder?
     
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    I was acquainted with a pleasant May back in the mists of time.
     

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