Whitey, don't skulk in the corner, you're on holiday aren't you? Pull up a chair and have a Skol....we're struggling to shift it.
Can I wander in with a cuppa? Tea, no milk no sugar. If there's custard creams knocking about all the better
I'm sorry but the word "ye" used may well offend the politically correct police abounding on site - it clearly may upset those who cherish traditional country music, Shakesperians, and those who want to say yellow but can't get the full word out. This was supposed to be a happy thread, and you've bombed it.
Sorry, Toby, I was slipping into the irish there. They're very keen on ye and **** and suchlike over here.
At least your partner compliments you upon your tipple Such compliments are for me by and large extinct. Milk. One sugar remains familiar however.
Does "slipping into the Irish" mean that you have a rosy cheeked dark haired wild eyed maiden hailing to the name of Siobhan with you? That sounds quite a happy place to be.
Pray divulge. The thought of a more ravishing name than Siobhan shall send me to slumber a satisfied man...
Perhaps it is better pronounced than spelt. You were once perchance down one one knee with a ring, starting a sentence with "My Grainne "?
Knees are too dodgy for that. It's pronounced Grawnyer. There was an Irish pirate queen called Grainne. This one's just as feisty and likely to clatter me if I don't turn the computer off.
Awwwww.........shucks. I'm just sweeping up and sparking up the tea urn ready for any early risers. Ooh, and we need more biscuits. All this quiet contemplation malarkey stirs up an appetite. Should I put some sausages on I wonder?