he carnt wait to bite into a Percy Turner pork pie and hev a sesh rarnd Tarn Setdi neet. Picked up the accent very quickly has Dan the Man.
Cant believe we haven't already given him a Percy T's. But i want to know if we have or haven't, i wish someone would just tell us, why all the secrecy. Does he have HP or Daddies Brown Sauce, i hope to god he doesn't eat it naked. When will someone tell us?
Percy turners couldn’t hold a torch to Webster’s down darton or butcher browns up mapp unfortunately they’ve both closed otherwise I’d have sent them some in.