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  1. Tyk

    Tyketical Masterstroke Well-Known Member

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    Never have sex with anyone again, including yourself and be locked in chastity pants for the rest of your life, or be able to have sex with anyone you wanted, whenever and wherever you wanted, but every time you reached the point of orgasm they had to do a poo in your mouth?
     
    Tyketical Masterstroke, Jun 22, 2018
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    The poo thing, and I'd pick Rebecca Ferguson (actress, not highly strung Liverpudlian X-Factor) because I bet her poo tastes of Galaxy chocolate.
     
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    I reckon ultimately you’d grow to love it in a Pavlov’s dog type conditioned response stylee.
     
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    I'd happily subject myself to the trials.
     
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    Depends what thier diet was.



     
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    True. Can’t believe even a hardcore German would want to be subject to a pebbledashing.
     
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    Its more if they drop logs size of vern troyer...
     
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    Best.Post.Ever.FACT
     
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    I think it’s a sh*t post :cool:
     
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    Can't abide Gobsh*tes.
     
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