I can’t help feeling we are all thrashing around looking for fish puns, or are we making rods for our own sticklebacks
I think the owners need to show some ambition and sign the following players: Sea-Basstian Larsson Stern John Dory Ruud Mullet Juan Pablo Angelfish John Scales Fabio Au-whale-io Nicky HaliButt Fin-nando Torres Zlatan I-Breem-himovic Carp Ji Sung Sting-Ray Parlour Jan Moby Prawn Wright Phillips Salmon Kalou Scampi Townsend Dirk Trout Cesc Fabre-bass Herring Berg Roe-bert Pires Marlin King Matt le Fishier Sole Campbell Whale Clichy Gareth Barrycuda (May have pinched these from another site )