'Dairy tiz' indeed Ps for those of you with no patience no he doesn't get it in. Not even once out of 100 tries with no keeper
He can do the volunteer ‘Street Team’ role the club have been advertising, he’d be great at that. (Which btw is a job with far too much responsibility to be unpaid).
Neither of his reconstructions are anywhere near accurate anyway. The Platt goal v Belgium and Ronaldinho's v England were both from a wider pitch position than he can do in that arena.