Matchday with Monkey : Comeback?

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  1. CelebrityMonkey

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    I am getting ready for a new season. I need socks. Something untoward leaps out of me from amidst the drawer. oxford1.jpg
    Me : Oh my ! It's you!! Where the hell have you been all this time?
    Monkey : Erm...you put me away in here and forgot all about me.
    Me : Oh. Well you were a bit of a nuisance. Following me round to football matches.
    Monkey : Can I come with you ? I will be good. I'd like to see how Barnsley F.C. have got on without me.

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    Monkey : Wow, the ground's undergone massive changes in six years. Well perhaps that bit behind the trees has.



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    Monkey : I see they've STILL not finished painting my fence in six years.

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    Monkey : Whoooop ! It's good to be BACK !! Premiership here we come !! YOOOOOOOUUU REDDDDDSSS!
    Me : cough ! championship here we come...
    Monkey : CRIPES...you mean....oh ****....we went down ?
    Me : down then up then down again.

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    Monkey : Where's Mark Robbins ?
    Me : Coventry I think
    Monkey : We sent him to Coventry? What then ?
    Me : Not sure. Might have been Keith Hill.
    Monkey : That funny man from Rochdale ?
    Me : That's him. Things went wrong.
    Monkey : Can't have been his fault though surely !? Poor chap. Did everyone blame him for everything ?
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    Me : Then there was Flicker and everything was going to be all right and we weren't to worry about a ting. And Jedinak scored for Palace and we were safe then we weren't.
    Monkey : Gosh....and...?
    Me : A funny little man came but nobody liked him much.
    Monkey : Who are we playing anyway ?
    Me : Oxford
    Monkey : Have we ever played them before ?
    Me : Yes, we beat them at Wembley in the ...
    MOnkey : Hang on!! You went to Wembley without ME????
    Me: Cough...yes...TWICE lol. Well you weren't much use in 2008.
    Monkey : SIgh. Well at least we are winning 2-0 now.

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    Monkey : Never heard of any of these. Who was manager at Wembley?
    Me : Hecky
    Monkey : The one that used to play for us ? What happened to him ?
    Me : He went to Leeds.
    Monkey : What? For the day ?
    Me: Something like that.
    Monkey : Silly man.
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    Monkey : Are you rubbing that man's leg ?
    Me : NO!
    Monkey : You are. You perv.
    Me : THREE nil!!

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    Monkey : FOUR nil. And is that big daft sod still in the West stand lower ?
    Me : Which one ?
    Monkey : The chicken dance one who blamed me for getting his season ticket confiscated?
    Me : No idea. Are you actually watching the game ?
    Monkey : What about after Hecky ?
    Me : Can't remember. Nobody knew what he was on about at all. Believe in this believe in that believe in ****ing fairies
    Monkey : And we got relegated. Sigh. Never mind. We can play Rochdale.

    Then we hear the pitter patter or pitter clump of tiny feet and another familiar face appears...


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    Ronni : Will you two give over ! That's fakest chuffin fake repoart thus eva been. Tha'ant bin in sock drawer an she ant forgot thi ever
     
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    Yay! All is well with the world. Welcome back to each and every one of you.
    From
    An old friend.
     
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    Happy days, great to see you back
     
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    Am l on acid?
     
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    Absolutely fabulous
     
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    Well I don't know. Are you?
     
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    Welcome back,I've missed you.
     
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    I’ve never seen this monkey thing before - it looks good.
     
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    Magic!
     
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    I might come again if you like? I mean comeback, if we win 4 0 again.
     
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    Is it really 6 years? Anyway welcome back, not before time!
     
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    Wow great to see this again after all this time.
     
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    Hi Monkey, nice to see you back.
    Can I just ask why your arms have turned into nobs?
     
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    Brilliant!
     
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    Good to see you and the agent back- had the pleasure of meeting you both :)
     
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    Used to love these. Welcome back!
     
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    Maureen's not complaining. My paws are blue because I fell into an ice-cream in Peel Square because there were no benches to sit on.
     
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    Shush! I've been in a drawer for six years not peddling heads of Gove in the street.
     
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    Haha ... sorry :)
     
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