I was seasoning my dinner earlier and accidentally rubbed herbs in my eyes

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  1. Sup

    SuperTyke Well-Known Member

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    I'm now parsley sighted
     
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    Could be worse, at least you weren't using spices otherwise you could have ended up with cumin your eyes.
     
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    Deepest sympathy in what must be a difficult thyme.
     
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    Disgraceful. You should act more like a lady on here. ;):p
     
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    Your sight will return in thyme.
     
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    SuperTyke Well-Known Member

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    Oh my
     
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    That is probably sage advice.
     
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    Zebedee Well-Known Member

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    Sage words indeed.

    EDIT: Ah, beaten to it. I feel a proper dill weed now.
     
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    My ex-niece Rosemary used to complain about that to her ex-husband Basil.
     
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    This thread's mint.
     
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    Err..just trying to think of a herb reference...I'll get back to you in a bit....
     
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    ...still thinking....
     
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    reytfan Well-Known Member

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    Ok,I've got one,I've got one.....

    It's a pity we weren't seeded in the cup draw, then we might have avoided Blackpool.

    Geddit? Seeded!
     
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    After reading this thread again I've realised I'm hopelessly head over heels in clove with @JamDrop.
     
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    Whenever I used to go to my herb garden I used to keep hearing Bee Gees songs in the background. Then I realised it was just the chives talking.....
     
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    My Mate Orig ask a question that he thought nobody knew I said Orig ar Know, his wife Agon complimented me on the answer to which I replied tar Agon. o_O
     
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    And to think Jesus died for this
     
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    A dunt gerrit.
     
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    I was remarking that it's a travesty that Jesus died so you could live and make a joke as bad as that.

    I wasn't being serious, I found it funny in a grim way.
     
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