Stinking at football matches

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  1. KFC

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    There's a bloke who sits in front of us in Ponty who lets off a fart at least once every game that makes your eyes water. Never owns up either. One day he'll clear the entire stand.

    What are your experiences of stinking at football matches?
     
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    When we played down at Charlton a few years ago (when Hill was manager) we were next to the smelliest man in the world; he absolutely stunk and it was pretty vile. Fortunately he moved before kick off so it was a short lived experience.
     
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    Farting at football is the same as on aeroplanes

    Odourless

    Right?
     
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    Sorry about that.
     
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    The last 3 seasons at Tannadice. From getting relegated and 2 subsequent seasons in the championship and failing to come back up.
    Stinking just about sums up my team over that time.
     
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    What evidence have you got that it’s actually him ?
     
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    Thanks for moving :)
     
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    None at all. But after a certain amount of experience on this planet, you learn to read the signals in these complex group dynamics. When one knows one is responsible for the deed, one tends to give off certain signals.

    PS. You don't happen to sit in the middle of row P in the Ponty do you?
     
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    I might do

    Pfffffttt
     
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