Anyone chatting im in hospital down and on my own

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  1. BarnsleyBomber

    BarnsleyBomber Well-Known Member

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    In pain like unreal. Got a kidney stone its horrible.

    Any thoughts on superfight baCk on sat at glanford
     
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    Jay Well-Known Member

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    Was an excellent come back after a very lacklustre opening hour. Jacob Brown one to watch in the future. If he can repeat those kind of performances we could have a gem and Moore will score a bag full from his crossing.
     
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    JamDrop Well-Known Member

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    Whenever someone says kidney stones I think of this scene from Friends.



    Hope you’re feeling better soon!
     
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    Sparkfield red Well-Known Member

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    Hope you feel better soon.COYR
     
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    HowMuch! Well-Known Member

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    What do think about Dougall ?
    The midfielder not the Magic Roundabout dog .

    Very impressive close control and passing range but when closed down quickly has a short fuse .
    Petulant and his lack of pace has led to two needless bookings against Blackpool and Scunny .

    I don't know about the Rochdale booking as I wasn't there .
    Looks like a flawed genius .

    I hope you are as well as can be expected .
     
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    MarioKempes Well-Known Member

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    Ouch.

    I didn't go on Saturday but it sounded like an example of the old footballing cliche of a game of two halves.
     
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    BarnsleyBomber Well-Known Member

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    Dougall was very impressive at spotlands. Moorewas superb also. In fact all of them were great
     
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    I've never had a kidney stone (thankfully) but I've heard they're not fun. Get well soon!
     
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    Donny Red Well-Known Member

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    I've never had a kidney stone BB, but saw the discomfort my former boss at work had when he had
    one. He used to double up in agony and we had to either drive him home or to hospital. The Medics blasted the stones
    with some kind of a laser and he passed them in his urine. Here's hoping they can sort you out and help get rid of
    your pain soon bud.
     
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    GloucesterRedsBigBro Well-Known Member

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    When I had them a nurse told me that the pain was the nearest thing a man would get to labour pains. Then a couple of months ago I had my first attack of gout.
     
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    I"ve been stoned plenty of times , however never had a kidney stone & do not envy you , get well soon BB
     
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    Just re-read the ‘Made me Laugh’ thread. By some distance the best thread on here for years. I’m just about to claim credit for pages 10-12 at the local pub. I’ll have a drink to your improved health. Take care
     
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    I have had them my friend, my heart goes out to you, hospital not needed, just painkillers and water but a nightmare non the less.....ouch.
     
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    My dads had a couple of heart attacks and a triple by pass he reckons stones were worse than either take care mate
     
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    You have my complete sympathy mate. Painful is an understatement, dealt with many patients over the years suffering with them. Let them give you every painkiller you can take.

    Best description I ever heard was by a bloke who had the misfortune to pass his stone in Peel Street toilets - "....like getting rid of an airlock in my garden hose."
     
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    sympathies BB but you WILL get it sorted and when you get out the Reds will have a five star performance ready and waiting for you.
    :)
     
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    Cheers guys u have cheered me up. On a gd note got on the hospital wifi amd watched ManUre v Spurs. Very good match . Entertaining
     
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    Get well soon and hope they zap them so small you can't feel much when the time comes to say bye to them!
     
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    Had both and kidney stones deffo the worst of the two. However, the worst pain I have had was when they took the wadding out of my arse following a fistula op. Geeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeesus
     
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    "had both" My brain won't allow me to read that as anything other than you have had period pains and kidney stones
     

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