Meh..... doesn't beat the "samurai sword attack on Australian boiler installation man in dodgy south east London about 10 years ago. Pity it was my boiler they were installing at the time...
I remember hearing something about it at the time- but when I saw this headline I didn’t think it’d be in Tarn!
Not guilty your honour. No idea what happened to the sword, the police couldn't find it. All because of a disputed parking space. Crazy.