Reincarnation.worst fear.

Had a discussion with our lass. If it happens my biggest fear would be to return as a Wendy or scum fan. Went further and i said if she goes first am not wasting money. She's going int back garden. She's threatened to have my ashes scattered on swillsbro or bell end road. I don't want to take chances. Anybody know of a cheap hit man.

 

Classic Rodney Trotter line -

"If there is such a thing as reincarnation, knowing my luck, I'll come back as me!"

 

unfunny post alert

 

oops my first attempt at humour giz a break .

 

But you wouldn't know you'd ever been anything else before, so it's irrelevant.

 

Party pooper.

 

I want to come back as a lady's bicycle seat.

 

My luck it would be Ann Widdicombes

 

One thing I would not want to come back as is a wildebeest , every time I watch wildlife documentaries the poor old wildebeest cops it , every predator in Africa hunt the Wildebeest & even if they stop off for a drink out pops a crocodile ! Not good

 

Seem to remember Prince Charles saying something about coming back as Camillas horse saddle.

 

I’d like to come back as a ghost and **** the kids up