You’ll soon be up to Carlo van de waterings level soon .hes virtually a foreigner when he goes back to Netherlands visiting
Reight..... to which the only response is .... reight I tell em all down south this means Hello, how are you? Yes I’m fine thanks for asking. There should be a nod of the head involved too as you pass.
Get absolutely battered at work re my accent. (Specially when i ask em to mek mi a cup o tia) Work mainly with deedars n ducks in Sheffield. But screw em .(love the piss tek both ways)They think tea cakes have currants. a battered fish and tati slice. (Patty) is a fishcake and a fishcake a bloody rissole. Strange buggers. Blame my sister in law for some of the words I use . Tea in South Barnsley (Jump me) tia int north..(Bart green her). We nearly takin over at work na. 40 % from ararnd Tarn. We'll soon educate em.
Heard this on one of those reality medical programmes: Doctor - 'How can I help you today?' Patient - 'Av brayed mi ead' Its 'brayed' that made me smile, I hadn't heard that for 40 years.