a spot of humour before the weekend

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  1. Mark Stephenson

    Mark Stephenson Well-Known Member

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    Husband buys his son an iPAD, his daughter an iPOD, himself an iPHONE and his wife an iRON. - The wife wasn't impressed even after he explained it can be integrated with the iWASH, iCOOK and iCLEAN network. - This triggered the iNAG service, which totally wiped out the iSHAG function.
     
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    And the humour?
     
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    Well. I can see why you didn't put it in the made me laugh thread.
     
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    You have a go then.
     
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    Hi, Mark. 1963 just called. It would like its joke back.
     
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    They had iPods then? :)
     
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    You could buy an apple in 1963.
     
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    I’ve told far worse jokes.....I use to have a car made completely of wood, ..wooden seats, wooden stearing wheel, wooden body, wooden engine...problem was it wooden go. :oops:
     
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    Clearly tha’s just made that joke up thi sen.
    As a first attempt it’s ok - but just keep trying because you’ll get there eventually.
    I would suggest tho, that at this moment you don’t give up your day job.
     
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    Liverpoolred, took his seat in the third row west lower

    Looking around he spots Young Nudger, in the first row, hiyup Nudger he yells, r did tha get on front row

    Young Nudger sharts back mi brother, ive got mi brothers ticket.

    So wheres thi brother then Nudger

    HES AT HOME LOOKING FOR HIS TICKET --- Ha hahahaha
     
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    Titus Magee and Bossman walking darn Oakwell lane

    Bossman finds a mirror looks in it and sez i know that bloke

    Titus teks it off him and sez while looking in the mirror of course tha does its me ya pillock
     
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    The joke appears to date back to 2011, although he missed out the last line:

    http://www.ebaumsworld.com/jokes/christmas-joke/82136825/
     
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    Liverpool are eyeing up two new players Jurgen Klopp thinks they'll be an instant hit an italian called ROBATELLY and a japanese called NICKAMOTA
     

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