So let me get this right. Some person I never heard of went to the wedding of people I'd barely heard of and is married to someone I've also never heard of. I struggle to find the right words that convey how little I care about this whole situation.
Meanwhile that strange drunk guy you avoid making eye contact with tells a random assortment of people that’s he’s just had a **** over her. Fcuck me sideways I thought the Luton thread was strange