You know you’re getting old when....

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  1. Bossman

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    you have an endless supply of gaviscon.....
     
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    I realised it the day I bought a grandfather clock. About 20 years ago....
     
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    You call that music???
     
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    You go out at 7 and go home at 11. Or earlier.
     
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    You'd prefer to walk than take a lift in the back seat of a two door car. Because you know once you're in, there's a good chance you're not getting out, and even if you manage escape, you'll lose all dignity in the process.
     
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    I can pretty much time my heartburn to ten minutes into the second half if I’ve had a pie pre match from the Oakwell sandwich shop.
     
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    There’s more hair in yer ears than on your head
     
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    I mean I'm only in my early 20's but I realised this when I started getting excited about texting my girl good deals from the grocery store
     
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    You use full sentences when texting
     
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    ...you buy your clothes from supermarkets
     
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    You congratulate yourself when your ankles only crack 5 times when walking upstairs.
     
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    You crouch down to get something from the bottom shelf and you can't stand back up again without help.
     
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    You start getting discounts for stuff, without asking
     
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    ...when you move into a bungalow
     
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    You find a grey pube.
     
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    Yep, thats me. Don't forget the nose as well. My nose and ear trimmer gets used more than my my shears
     
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    ..when your doctor looks like a kid.
     
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    ...the only people you recognise on The Graham Norton Show are in their fifties (or above).
     
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    I always claim it's frostbite
     
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    When you look at something in the free little catalogue of old people's stuff that comes with the sunday paper and think 'ooh, that looks nice'
     
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