When you have to explain to your daughter in law who Simon Le Bon is because she had never heard of him.
In South Elmsall I still call the building at the bottom of Elmsall Hill "The Chequers" and its been a beauty Parlour for 10 years.
When the last time you "recorded" anything was the top 40 in 1981, and you were trying not to get Gary Davies' voiceover on the tape.
When you buy your first automatic to save wear on your knee. And you know you'll not go back to manual.
...when you finally get married to your long term partner and she didn't need to book time off work because she has retired.
..when you can remember when the FA Cup was important, when the Champions League was called the European Cup and the Premier League was called Division 1
When the highlight of my day was watching a woodpecker spend 10 minutes on the bird feeder, closest its ever got to my back door step, and calling my 13 year old niece to come and look, and she looks at me in disdain as she doesnt get my wonderment over "another bird". Prob says more about bleedin millenials than my age mind! Thats another one..........."millenials" as an insult!