When you watch nostalgia programmes about the 70s or the 80s and smile and nod as you remember it like it was yesterday.
When you can remember before the cupboard was there. When you can remember before the West Stand was there.
When you see a youth wearing his jeans half way down his arse and you tut and think how bloody silly and uncomfortable it looks.
Well you shouldn't be speeding anyway. Not because it's dangerous, but because it's not fuel efficient. And thinking like that has just confirmed, to me, that I am getting old too!!!
When being in the third tier offers an occasional opportunity to stand up at away games and you'd still prefer to sit down.
When your company takes on a new crop of enthusiastic new graduates and you realise you had graduated yourself and had been working for several years thereafter before they were born.
When your missus says she has a headache and your actually relieved as you want to go to sleep anyway
When you think pulling the dandelions up from the lawn is a good idea and only succeed in pulling your back