You know you’re getting old when....

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  1. fir

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    When you remember buying BFC merchandise from a cupboard at the back of the west stand.
     
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    When you watch nostalgia programmes about the 70s or the 80s and smile and nod as you remember it like it was yesterday.
     
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    When you can remember before the cupboard was there.

    When you can remember before the West Stand was there.
     
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    When you no longer get annoyed about being done for speeding, because you know it's your fault.
     
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    When you see a youth wearing his jeans half way down his arse and you tut and think how bloody silly and uncomfortable it looks.
     
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    When your car insurance renewal time comes round and you get flyers from Saga.
     
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    Well you shouldn't be speeding anyway.
    Not because it's dangerous, but because it's not fuel efficient.

    And thinking like that has just confirmed, to me, that I am getting old too!!!
     
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    When you want to watch the match sat down, wrapped up warm with a flask of tea.
     
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    When you can convert prices back to Lsd.
     
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    When you spend 10 minutes psyching yourself up on a morning to put your socks on.
     
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    When being in the third tier offers an occasional opportunity to stand up at away games and you'd still prefer to sit down.
     
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    Wait till the funeral plan flyers start dropping into your letter box.
     
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    When you can remember two points for win and no end of season playoffs
     
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    When your company takes on a new crop of enthusiastic new graduates and you realise you had graduated yourself and had been working for several years thereafter before they were born.
     
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    Absolutely spot on !
     
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    When you have a hangover on a Monday even though you went out on Saturday
     
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    When you think pulling the dandelions up from the lawn is a good idea and only succeed in pulling your back
     
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    When you know that this post isn't about buying drugs
     

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