I spent all of it telling the *****-ist (Virgin Media) go and insert a rugby ball into their over-stressed ani. Will look into it later.
Not too many opportunities nowadays to get two points from a game. Writing history here, folks. I found the tweet quite funny, which was probably exactly the intention. Don't take everything so seriously all the time, people!
Too many exclamation marks for my liking. Also a bit risky - start off down that road and you could end up like Young Nudger.