O’Connell To Real Madrid.

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  1. Jimmy viz

    Jimmy viz Well-Known Member

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    In shock news

    Barnsley legend Brendan O’Connell may be sold to Real Madrid. Following a successful start of the season with 3635 goals in 25 games according to website Completelymadeupbollocks.com the transfer will go through in the next 20 to 30 years with a transfer fee of a bottle of Tizer and 3 spuggies eggs.

    Oakwell Fan Albert Fairweather who attends all big cup games and the occasional local Derby expressed his outrage by confirming he will refuse to attend any games other than the ones he normally attends if the transfer goes through.

    Oakwell manager Daniel Stendel confirmed that a replacement had only been lined up with a 3 year old signed for the development squad.
     
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    It's Turkey where they have headless chickens on the pitch isn't it? I reckon he'll end up at Galatasary.
     
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    Genius! Enough said :)
     
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    Rumours abound that Chansiri is planning a clearout of six players at Swillsboro'.
    Juventus are interested in Jordan Rhodes who is on loan at Norwich.
    Fray Bentos want the other five.
     
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    This would be a big blow. John Dennis should resign if this goes through.
     
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    They dunt want to go up
     
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    Here’s what Oakwell will be missing when Bren Gun lights up the Bernabeu.

     

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