Dear Paul Conway

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  1. Gordon Owen

    Gordon Owen Well-Known Member

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    I've found your GG replacement. Most of us are aware of this young lady but you may not be, so I'm bringing her to your attention. She ticks all the boxes, young, dynamic, good footballing knowledge and fit as ****. She works with her husband but he's punching way above his weight so an offer of a bigger salary may tempt her.

    Regards

    Gord.


     
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    Deffo bring something different to the table compared to GG
     
  3. Gordon Owen

    Gordon Owen Well-Known Member

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    I can only see positive outcomes.

    - increase in attendances, especially the West Stand. Seats around the directors box could be sold at a premium.
    - *ahem* wet wipes in the mens toilets, this could be a first in English football.
    - if she's penning player contracts they're going to want to sign it. No players leaving.
    - if she's pissing about in the gym taking selfies it's going to be rammed = fitter players.
     
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    Gally Administrator Staff Member Admin

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    Bloody hell she likes a selfie
     
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    Gordon Owen Well-Known Member

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    I've lost 1 hr of my life going down her timeline, well l wouldn't say lost..
     
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    Django Well-Known Member

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    Haha is that her that was the escort?
     
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    Kettlewell Well-Known Member

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    How about respect for women,your post isn't funny and ought to be removed.
     
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    Imagine getting offended by that. Lighten up.
     
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    Plus as you only have to pay women half as much as men she can do a job share with grace hung and you don’t have to pay anymore. Everyone wins
     
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    Who the chuff is she???
     
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    Given she is pretty she use way too much makeup IMHO and from the number of poses and selfies fancies herself a bit too much.

    Still whatever floats your boat. Respect women yes but she clearly using her...ahem...'charms' and seeking publicity, nothing wrong in that if she is promoting Mansfield town FC
     
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    Gordon Owen Well-Known Member

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    She's given them so right publicity, its not everyday you hear the words Mansfield, Private Jet, Gucci all in the same tweets.
     
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    Gordon Owen Well-Known Member

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    Welcome to the BBS :)
     
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    She was my brother's legal secretary for a short time.
     
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    She looks like Michael Jackson imo.
     
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    CEO.

    Chief Erotic Officer.
     
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    As a HETEROSEXUAL MALE I would like you all to know that I wholeheartedly support this posting, as it appeals to my HETEROSEXUAL MALE interests. Fellow HETEROSEXUAL MALES, wouldn't you agree how fantastic it would be to engage in HETERSEXUAL MALE ACTIVITIES with this woman, in a HETEROSEXUAL manner.

    P.S. Am definitely NOT GAY.
     
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    Happy with what I've got thanks.
     
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    Mansfield town , the heart of Scabland , no thanks .how can any right thinking Barnsley lad contemplate employing her .
     
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    Chuff me they'll be campaigning to change em to WoMansfield Town next. God forbid lasses perving over Beckham etc.
     

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