Made me laugh

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  1. Con

    Connor Well-Known Member

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    Wait while I tell Harmonica
     
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    I hope there's not too much violince involved.
     
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    Only if she’s wet her whistle
     
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    I left my wife because she was obsessed with counting. I wonder what she is up to now?
     
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    My wife left me because of my rubbish terminator quotes...

    She’ll be back!
     
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    Mate told me yesterday he had his credit card stolen and that someone was using it .
    Asked him if he’d reported it and he said he’s not gonna bother as they’re spending less than their lass.
     
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    I’m trying to give up Double Entendres but it’s hard.....it’s SO HARD
     
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    I've given up my job at the factory making chess pieces....I was sick of doing nights
     
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    Yeah. Easy to get bored doing that.
     
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    Where the bloody hells sister to sister. Our lass and her sister smash those times out of the park. :mad:
     
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    Breaking news from the Prime Minister's trip to Strasburg. She has got a deal.

    £35 Return with Ryanair.
     
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    Sounds like a chequered career.
     
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