Ok, I've just played mine, for the first time ever to my knowledge. I can confidently say it beats every other song listed on this thread for being downright diabasterous! I feel bilious.
Did have a very attractive spouse at one stage - J Collins. Not the Barnsley Right back of the late Seventies - but his Mum.
You're being far too harsh on yourself. Have you seen some of the Rubbish on here. It reads like a L**ds Utd 1980's players list.
Ha Ha. Another one! The only saving grace being it was better than the rubbish served up first time by the lads from Manchester.
That's the one I'd got in mind Frans so we might have to disagree. Like watching Big Lil and Hooky Feller emerge from Chennells and make their way down Wellington Street. Not a sight to see.
It’s maybe not the one you were expecting, if you didn’t watch it give it a go, you might be surprised!
I'll do that Bud, but it will have to be a bit later when I can access it properly. Sounds like you might have me eating my words.
Remiss of me not to add mine as I've sneered my way through much on this list - apologies. It was the (Wonderful) Needles and Pins by The Searches. Also covered (rather well I thought) by Smokie, The Ramones and Tom Petty (himself a God).