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  1. Oak

    OakwellStan Active Member

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    Has anyone ever dropped their toast and managed to have it land the right side up?
     
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    Once or twice, but it don’t matter anyway, and there’s the 5 second rule or however long it is:)
     
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    granty the red Well-Known Member

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    It’s impossible.
     
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    Wonder if Cranie ever managed to do it with his love of toast
     
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    Triangle or rectangle cut?
     
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    I butter mine on both sides so that when I drop a slice it can't make its mind up which side should land face down. It just hovers an inch above the ground spinning until I pick it up.
     
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    The probability of it falling butter side down is directly proportional to the price of the carpet
     
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    As I'm sure you all know, a slice of buttered toast is often used to prove Sod's Law, otherwise known as Murphy's Law. You just toss it spinning into the air, and whichever way it lands, it proves Sod's Law.
     
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    Had it land butter side up once when I was still at 6th form. As I was doing physics I discussed this with our Physics teacher and after an entire lesson we came to the conclusion that I had in fact buttered the wrong side. :)
     
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    This is true.

    In Portugal they attach magnets to Toast inside copper windings and have been known to power entire midnight golf driving ranges..
     
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    33 and I’ve never dropped toast yet.
     
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    Yes I can hear you Clem Fandango.
     
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    Rayyyyyy fukcing Purchase.
     
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    I have a hungover Sunday issue. That winds me up everytime. How come whenever I open a paracetamol or ibuprofen box it's always the end with that silly leaflet covering the tablets. I double checked, if you open the other end you have free, unobstructed access. I don't think I've ever opened that end first time. Maybe it's just me.
     
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